Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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