Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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