no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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