Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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