mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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