can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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