Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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