You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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