He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My first STD was from a foam party
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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