Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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