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I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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