wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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