My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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