His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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