Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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