If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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