you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize