halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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