she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
