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(925): View more from California

Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.

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(773): View more from Illinois

How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?

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(574): View more from Indiana

he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog

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knight in shining armor

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(303): View more from Colorado

And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night

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Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail

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