I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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