Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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