It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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