He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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