i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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