I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
he just fucked me for my cheese..
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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