New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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