It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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