honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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