Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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