Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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