I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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