Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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