It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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