Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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