a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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