i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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