That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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