May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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