They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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