So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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