doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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