Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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