This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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