Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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