Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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