Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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