I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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