I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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