doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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