Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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