Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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