somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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